How to pick up Girls.

A comedian is sitting at the bar of the local comedy club on Friday night. A beautiful woman sits next to him and says, " I saw you perform tonight, and i think that you're the funniest guy i've ever seen. I want to take you back to my house to give you the hottest, kinkiest, best night of sex you've ever had." The comedian looks at her and says " Um.... did you see the first show, or the second show?"